Sunday, January 13, 2013

Jokes about school and exams......

Well, since it's almost the time for me to go for my exam, I'm going to blog about stupid stuff about school and exam...

First of all, math.. I fuckin hate math.. I don't even know why I need to study the fuckin logarithm, sinus, cosinus, tangen and shit like that. I won't be using any of them in future.. It's like a waste of my memory!
For example,

"Hey, what time is it now?"

Then, someone answer me with something like.......

"Ten minutes ago is exactly double the time of one hour from now on."

I will say FUCK YOU and look at my watch.. Did you get that kind of math question when you were in secondary school? What is the use of that? Btw, I don't even know whether that equation is correct. Sorry if I messed up a lil bit there.. haha

Same shit apply for age. I mean, no one will ever answer me with all those nonsense. If I ask "What is Anny's age?", no one will give me this crazy math equation. That's just ridiculous..

If Santa Was Asian
Stupid example of math question.
Fuck this, I'll just climb up and see what's next instead of solving this equation.

In real life, nobody will ask you to count the flower on the street. "I have one meter long ribbon. I will put flower every centimetre. How many flower I need?" Shut the fuck up! Lol, that's what I think when I was in secondary doing this kind of exam......

Who is Angela?!
Who is Angela? =_=
Who's Jack?
...Talking about crazy...

I don't find this useful at all, unelss you want to be an engineer or...... a math teacher.. I really can't think of any other job. Maybe you need it when you are cautious about getting into an accident? "With this speed, this gravitation, this force, this kinetics(?) bla bla bla, what is the maximum speed so that I won't be in an accident." But, by then you will be in coma already.. totally useless.. at least in my opinion.. lol

Now that I'm in university, I don't get that type of question any more. haha...

I want to share a joke that my lecturer said...
He told me that, "If we can do whatever we want and study anything for our exam, wouldn't it be great?"

Oh, for example tomorrow is history exam. I will go and study all about Japan's history. I barely touch the chapter of other country's history. The next day, I sit on the exam hall. I open the question paper and I saw the essay question, "Tell a story about France history."

Hmmm, I start to write... Well, I don't know much about the history of France, but I can tell you the history of Japan. Did you know that Japan's main cultural and religion were influenced from China? In the World War I, Japan........................... and so on..

What do you think? Haha..

Wouldn't it be great if you are able to do that? In my accounting exam, the question asked me about the CashFlow analysis and Ratio to measure the company's performance. I can just answer them, "Well, I don't know much about commenting but I do know that currently the share price of Apple is going down. Recently apple announce that they are gonna cut their production by 50%.The market is now........." and so on.. Hahaha.. How I wish I can do that...

But life likes to throw shit at people. So, yeah.. I can't do that.. So, I can only study for my exam. AND that's the reason why I can't blog that often now. I'll be studying and my last paper will be on mid April. After that, I'M FREE!! But not really. I need to find job.. Sigh... Still a very long way to go... Haha..

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